Wednesday, 6 March 2013

BREAKING NEWS: War Criminal Arrested

Shafique Ahmed, the law minister in the Bangladeshi government, just announced the arrest of a war criminal. His photograph, soon to be circulated in the press, is shown below. Ahmed stated that the criminal was known to have been assisting the Pakistani army with presents, and that his bushy beard is incontrovertible evidence of his affiliation to Al Badr and Jamaat-e-Islaami.

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